"Your past lives will flash
before your eyes,
but don't worry:
you'll have 20 minutes to watch."
This high tech artifact has been known to
past life regression
and other voyaging phenomena.
For a limited time, we are willing to show it
All you have to do is schedule an appointment.
Or, to purchase your own copy,
send a check or money order for 20$
payable to "The Bardo Training Center".
Send it to:
The Bardo Training Center
P.O. Box 320385
San Francisco, CA 94132